User talk:Dsrgfee

Oh Dear...

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Curious

a blocked user, by the name of Basic Program 29912 Reversi, had the same idea as you to replace JD vance's image with a toilet. that won't be you by any chance, is it? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:21, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

No Dsrgfee (talk) 01:14, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: If this user really is Basic Program 29912 Reversi, there's no way that he would admit to being a sockpuppet of Basic, so either way, we'd expect a "no" from this guy. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:51, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: He even uploaded an image with the word "Reversi" in its filename. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:26, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

Sorry that you can't handle the truth about these politicians Dsrgfee (talk) 02:52, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

dude. pretty much everyone here knows JD Vance is a total dick. there's nothing wrong with taking the piss on him - in fact, it is pretty much encouraged. the problem is that your "humor" is very lazy and uninspired. had you put more effort in being funny, your edits on the JD Vance article wouldn't get reverted.
also, I'm banning you for sockpuppeting btw 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 07:08, 29 May 2025 (UTC)