User talk:Darth Moose

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Grueslayer

It's good that you want to help with Grueslayer. I plan to bring in more people when I get started. Unfortunately there's a lot of cruft and crap to sort out from the rest of the game before we start writing new material. Also, I still don't have the internet at my house; this was typed at a library and I can't really do much with the game there (netblocks, people looking over my shoulder, closes at 5 PM). I really want to get going with this game, but I can't as of now. I want to ask you to try and not do anything with the game until I get connected. I know it doesn't seem fair, but you'll have more time to refine your ideas and whatnot. When I get back, maybe then we can finish this game.

And about your signature: User:Todd_Lyons/faq#Signature

--Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 13:59, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

It's good of you to work on Intermediate and Hard because Easy has more pages, but this is because we were concentrating on Easy hoping to finish that first. I myself want to continue work on Hard Mode. Again, please try and not create a whole fuckload of pages and edits before I can connect my house to the Internet and actually start doing stuff. Think your plot through and revise it; play through the game and try and visualize where your ideas could fit in. You know, like REAL Infocom inplementors developed all those text adventures. Also, lots and lots of options can make a game too bloated. We should really just be mostly linear, but alternate paths that eventually lead to the same destination as well as red herrings are okay. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 14:10, September 22, 2010 (UTC)