User talk:DaggersinChrist
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UnNews[edit source]
Hi and welcome! Just a word to say if you want to write an UnNews, you should do it like this: UnNews:Title of it . It's no big deal at all though, take your time to finish the one you're on and I will automagically move it. Also, Time to party! 
Mattsnow 17:58, April 12, 2012 (UTC)
- I read your UnNews, it is hilarious! I hope you come back to write some more. I moved it here, per what I said above: UnNews:Potential Teachers' strike causes panic. I also put it on the front page. Nice work! :)
Mattsnow 18:41, April 12, 2012 (UTC)