User talk:CoolJeka
♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥[edit source]
The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!
- Beginner's Guide - this has lots of really cool stuff in it. I think.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your grandmother, your gay teachers, or your dog.
- How to Be Funny and Not Just Stupid - how to be loved, even though you smell bad, and occasionally experience the uncontrollable urge to dance to 80's music.
If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!
- About Uncyclopedia and The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to Get Started Editing on Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages
One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (
) button at the top of the little edit box thingy.
Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love,
- Also, see THIS! User:Mrthejazz/sig 19:21, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
Your page[edit source]
Your page was deleted because the construction tag on it had expired and I judged it to be unlikely to last long in mainspace without being put on VFD. If you want your page back, just reply to me here and I will put it back in your userspace where you can work on it without worrying that it will be deleted. --Chiefjustice3DS 21:37, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Your page has been restored and can be found here. Good luck. --Chiefjustice3DS 08:11, June 10, 2010 (UTC)