User talk:Columbinator

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If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, post on our community forum, join our Discord, or message an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian!  Hello, Columbinator! I'm Zana Dark. I've noticed some of your recent contributions, and I'm here to remind you of some things.

• The Beginner's Guide - A very useful, step by step guide.
• Our Vanity Policies- Why we don't care about your friends.
• How to be funny and not just stupid - besides a good read, it pretty much sums everything up.

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Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express yourself. To get started, it's recommended that you create it in your userspace (for example, User:Columbinator/sandbox) so you can edit at your leisure. After you're done, you can submit it for Pee Review to get detailed feedback. If it's good enough, it might end up highlighted on the main page! If you decide to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

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