User talk:Cockofavoice

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Greetings, Initiate Cockofavoice, and welcome to the Temple of Uncyclopedia! (If you aren't yet ready to accept Sophia as your Holy Potato, see your alternate secular welcome).

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ICU

Also sorry you got "blasted" immediately. Personally, I don't like ICUing articles started by new users here, but some people do that. As the author of the article, you do have the right to remove the ICU template, and replace it with this: {{Construction}}. If somebody says you can't, tell them I told you that you could and show them my message. I'm used to getting in trouble here. Happy editing! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:55, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Also the suggestion you got about moving it to user space, say User:Cockofavoice/Phil Hartman is just fine too. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:02, December 11, 2009 (UTC)