User talk:CluelessPedestrian

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The company of myself

I think it's looking great. --nldr 03:49, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

You seem to like taking down your user page before filling it up again. Is there any way I can help you on this site? --nldr 03:51, March 2, 2010 (UTC)

Nope? --nldr 00:54, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

No, I'm just trying to find a way to design those awesome user pages other people have. *sigh*--CluelessPedestrian 03:20, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

I only show Pulp videos. --nldr 03:23, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

Ooh, I might be able to help you with that. What kind of look are you going for? Is there a specific user whose page you'd like to have? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:45, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

I'd like to make my user page special. In the far future, my user page will be capable of punching people in the face. Just saying. I'm still learning this wiki, and I think I'm making good progress--CluelessPedestrian 06:01, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

Heh, keep up that good humor and you're well on your way. ;) —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 07:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Your pee is ready

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The company of myself I just want to emphasize that you are very close to making this into a great article. Also, mine is just one perspective. I would strongly suggest you get a second opinion from another member of the PEEING staff before you make any decisions on where to go from here. Good luck, and I'm looking forward to the final product. I think you may have a potential VFH article if you dedicate some good old-fashioned elbow grease and hard work here. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 21:38 EST 3 Mar, 2010