User talk:Chop Chop

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Christopher Walken

Good work on this. Looks like the article is starting to shape up nicely. Two things: There are still way too many quotes, and the bottom of the article is mostly a list (which is usually stupid, and not-funny). Feel free to do a total overhaul of these areas if you care to. We tend to like intelligent, well thought out humor 'round here more than one-liners, and anything you can do to help the cause is greatly appreciated.

Cheers, ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:16, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

Ch-Ching!

Look HERE to see your shiny new award! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:34, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Hea dude

Thanks for your edits and such. :) I wonder if you could make use of the "preview" button a bit more. It works honest, and it helps us if you do. There is no need to save every time you want to view your changes. Thanks. MrN 18:17, Mar 6