User talk:CannabisUser94

Peace

I'm trying to put more emphasis into what I'm doing here now, so, yeah...

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– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:45 Sep 12, 2008

Do you really imagine

That if you log out and spread your shit around under your IP, someone wouldn't notice? Start behaving mate. ~ 18:40, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

Seriously, yeah, keep it up. Keep trying to hide behind IP addresses and spreading bizarre and insulting messages around on people's talkpages when they don't agree with you. You just got a two week ban. I'd call that lucky, because frankly, I'm irritated. Leave Sycamore alone. Leave me alone, too, while we're at it: you were starting to be civil, and then you ruined it. Just because you don't like someone on here doesn't mean you have to go crazy about it, just deal, it's not like you'll ever meet them in the real world. Like, the one that's not here. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 20:04, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

Wow. And now you come back and immediately get banned again. I'm going to say this one last time: BE NICE. Stop being a dick to people. Just because some guy has your "number in your name" doesn't mean you have to post an obscene and repetitive message on his page. When you come back in a month, be nice. I don't mind what you do on my talkpage (although others might, such as Sycamore in this case), but be nice to others and you'll last longer. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:58, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, you should listen to the monkey man, because frankly, I was pissed.----Metalhead94 ^{T C} 02:16, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

And frankly, I don't give a f--k ;).--CannabisUser94 01:51, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

You signed my guestbook

Some time ago, so...

Well, you signed my guestbook! You deserve a beautifully made ugly template dedicated in your honour.

User:Zheliel/sigz2 05:01, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

GREAT! D4t b3 s0m3 tr00 $hit!--CannabisUser94 20:56, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Wow, what the hell happened?

Its not the same here now as it was in 2008!! wtf why?!--CannabisUser94 00:17, September 1, 2011 (UTC)