User talk:Braydie is a cheating scheming mischief and he's up to no good.

Gah!

You're up to no good! I don't trust you for one minute! --love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 04:33, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

I knew there was something fishy about all the stuff he was leaving on my talk page! Swordmaster 21:47, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

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