User talk:Bot of an unregistered user

Welcome!

WELCOME!
I'm sure you will like it here!

Hello, Bot of an unregistered user, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, my name is Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, and I'll be your guide through the mystical land of Uncyclopedia. We'll begin the tour with a few helpful links for noobies:

• Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue.
• Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate this policy.
• How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once.
• Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here.

Now that that's out of the way, take a look to your right, and you'll notice some more links, these ones are about help in general:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Bot of an unregistered user/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me on my talk page. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We are a humor wiki, so don't worry about taking things too seriously. We're here to have a good time and to have a good laugh. Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. Once more, thank you for your contributions and welcome! I'll be seeing you around.

-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:08, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Errr...

Did you talk with someone about this bot? ~ 15:56, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Maybe I'll get around to using it for something useful someday. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:37, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Before you start using it, talk with sannse about it and get a bot flag. ~ 08:52, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

If I can figure out how bots work, I'll ask sannse about it. If not, this bot will only be operated manually. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 08:55, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Just don't ran it on an automated mode before you know what you're doing. You might brake RAHB's vase. ~ 08:57, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

And we don't want that to happen, do we... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 09:03, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Yes...yes we do. --J-Shea 06:45, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Breaking RAHB's vase is a time-honored Uncyclopedian tradition. Break it! BREAK IT! -RAHB 00:20, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Your wish is my command. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:47, 22 May 2009 (UTC)