User talk:Blatant Lacking

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Sockpuppeteering

It seems obvious you are Mnid, as you have just edited his userpage and seem to use the wrong user at the wrong time. If you have decided to use this account instead of your Mnid account, please discuss this further with administrators. However, if you plan to use this account and your Mnid account at the same time, both accounts will most likely be banned. Sockpuppeteering is not allowed at Uncyclopedia, and i'm being serious here. Thank you. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 24 September 2011, at 22:22

Eh, um, ok. BALLS --- 23:09, September 24, 2011 (UTC)