User talk:Bk

Please do not vandalise this page. I never visit it and won't be able to revert! Really, please don't vandalise!!

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And just as soon as I start doing anything, there will be stuff here. Bet on it.

New messages at the top please.

Article for hightlight - Australia

Did you notice that I had nominated the article for highlighting on the front page? You can't just go and mess with the article like that because if people don't like what you have done to it, they will just vote against the whole article. This is not the right time for experimentation, and remember, you are presenting this to the rest of the world, not your fellow classmates at school. Things like "jesus christ, my head" is just not going to work - not in a million years!

I don't want to see everyone's effort going into the waste basket just because we screwed up in the first few lines. Thus, please, by all means, think before you act, Thanks!

-- The Colonel (talk) 22:01, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Sorry for yelling at you like that. I think I have been a bit too irate lately and pushing a bit too hard for the VFH thing. Thanks for trying to help anyway. Your participation in The Marree Men is always appreciated. :) -- The Colonel (talk) 12:36, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

The fairest and best Marree Man of August, 2006

You have been awarded the Grand Steve Irwin Medal for your valuable contributions and outstanding conduct as a member of The Marree Man in the month of August, 2006. Feel free to place the following template on your userpage. For more details on this award, please visit UN:MM, or contact Colonel Swordman.

Grand Steve Irwin Medal This medal is awarded to Bk, the fairest and best Marree Man in the month of August, 2006

-- The Colonel (talk) 10:50, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Heh, really? It's too bad I stopped caring about Uncyc when Flammable decided to have a brain hemorrhage and ban me for contributing to this place, but still - thanks for the award. --Bk 11:01, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Hey, don't get too cocky about it. I don't know why Flammable blocked you in September, but that was in September, not August, right? Armando didn't earn this one because he got blocked for two hours for blanking a page, and blanking is bad. So, please don't take it as a political statement or anything like that - I am just following the procedure (although I was the one who set it all up). Thank you! -- The Colonel (talk) 11:18, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Hey BK

How's it going? Since you seem interested I thought I'd let you know I've had a bash at the Australia wars stuff and put it up for Pee Review, but I think I stuffed up submitting it so it doesn't show on the Pee Review. I could probably do it again and get it right, but frankly, I can't be arsed. You can see it at http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australia_war_bollocks. What do you reckon of it? Cheers -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 10:34, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

• Looks great. The first two sections of the Military bit had to be rewritten quite a it, and you've done a good job with them. I personally liked the Asian Invasion part, but that needed rewriting too, so I'm not complaining about it. <_< Maybe I should start editing that again, as I haven't for a while now. --Bk 11:54, 2 August 2006 (UTC)