User talk:Barack Obama

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– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:51 Sep 21, 2008

Don't lose it up

I've watched the Dems snatch defeat from the jaws of victory twice in a row. Don't make it a hat trick. Just say "Katrina, Iraq, $9.5 trillion debt, tax cuts for the rich, poor getting poorer, middle class disappearing, illegal wiretapping, etc" over and over. Put particular emphasis on the "etc". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:54, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

Well, as they say - you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it wear lipstick. Let's Hope America makes the right decision for itself. Barack Obama 23:11, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

So...you're a nihilist, then? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:32, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

There's nothing wrong with America that can't be fixed by what is right with America! And whatever happens in the end, we're always going to have Change we can Believe in - as demonstrated by billions of people all over the world, things don't have to actually happen for people to believe in them. Barack Obama 00:30, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Now that's a dream I can dream about! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:48, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

This user is a fraud

I would like to announce to you this evening that this user, Barack Obama, is not real. I am Barack Obama, and there shall be no Barack Obama's before me. I can't believe someone fell for the fake Barack Obama. President Barack Obama 22:28 February 26, 2011 (UTC)