User talk:Badgerfrank10

Welcome! Welcome! I'm sure you will like it here. Hello, Badgerfrank10, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links: Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue. How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once. Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate these rules. Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here. Now that that's out of the way, just continue reading and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia How to get started editing on Uncyclopedia Help Pages - If you need help with a specific issue. Frequently Asked Questions - Check this out before you start panicking. Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask - For some general facts about Uncyclopedia. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Badgerfrank10/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. If you want to write and don't know where to begin, consider contributing to Uncyclopedia's current colonization of the week, a group writing project to improve a single popular article. Anyone is welcome to contribute, so come help out! If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in! If you need help, ask me on my talkpage, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talkpage. Additionally, the Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talkpages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. Again, welcome! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:44, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Consider yourself

Part of the family, Oliver! Is your name Oliver -- imagine if it was right? How freeky would that be? Anyhoo. You asked to be adopted as you can see on your userpage, it's official. I own you.

But seriously. Bassically you come to me if you need help doing things and I'll talk you through it. But reading the links in Socky's welcome message should give you a good start. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:51 25 March 2009

Thanks, i really appreciate this! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Badgerfrank10 (talk • contribs)

Dude, formatting. Only use the equels if you're putting in a new header for a new topic. Reply as I have shown: indenting with one more colon (:) than the person you are replying to used and always sign with tidles ~~~. if you want to use bigger text there is this wiki code <big>big text goes here</big> and similarly there is small <small>small text goes here</small>. like I said come to me if you need anything, I will try and keep an eye on what you're doing and if you get into trouble I'll take full parental responsibility. Have fun. :D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:01 25 March 2009

Hello?

You still about? Cos you know I haven't abandoned you, I'm just a really lazy parent. Do remember to come to me if you need anything. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:10 31 March 2009

thanks, no im still around, im just not really having trouble with anything, but how do i add the little list of chapters that take you to the anchors in the page? is there a template or what?Badgerfrank10 23:22, 31 March 2009 (UTC)badgerfrank10

Do you mean a table of contence? Because that just appears after you have four headers on the page. And I'm not sure if there is a way of getting it before you have four. I know how to remove them but not actually add them. Well this is a great start, don't you think? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:27 31 March 2009

yepBadgerfrank10 23:29, 31 March 2009 (UTC) badgerfrank10

The answer is " ". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:59, 10 April 2009 (UTC)