User talk:BZX811

Welcome!

Hello, BZX811, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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A MESSAGE FROM THE AAN ADOPTION OFFICE You have been called to join and study at the world-renowned Gertwarts V school of the biz-craft and the bizarre. You can choose to join, or just lie down on your bed all day like a regular muggle. If you ever choose to accept, call now at 1-800-MAGIC. Our leading principal in office, Gert Dumbledore, has a feeling that your presence in our great school may be more than welcome, as you may even defeat the dark lord Vandalort, whom brings dark forces to our holy lands. Or in other words, "I can adopt you".