User talk:Aquamantor
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Your blanking of a section in the Richard Dawkins article[edit source]
Blanking entire sections is against our rules here. Since you are new, I won't revert your blanking but instead try to take the text and turn it into a new article as the Richard Dawkins article has gotten too big. If something isn't seen by you as being funny, it is suggested that you edit it so that it is funny to you instead of just blanking an article or even one section of an article. I am on the verge of a mental breakdown due to real life issues, and I got one nerve left and you pinched it, but lucky for you, it didn't push me over the edge yet. Remember to rewrite instead of blank, and you'll do well here in the future. I won't sick the chronophages on you yet, because you are new here. :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:38, 22 September 2008 (UTC)