User talk:AnotherD++

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Chuck Norris

Could you read the whole Chuck Norris article before editing it again to ensure what you add matches the tone and concept of the rest of the article. If you add the same crap again I'll get Chuck to round-swing-punch you or something. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:18, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

What he said, without "crap", Matt, you can explain yourself better surely. AnotherD, the reason you got reverted is because you additions doesn't work with the tone of the article and the pictures are placed in a way that messes the whole formatting. Also, this being a featured article we tend to be careful with additions to it post featuring. Hope this clarifies the issue. ~ 16:23, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Your edit to the Chuck Norris article didn't fit with the other stuff at all. The sudden mention of Superman for example. This style of writing is a little bit random although it does show that you have imagination. The whole Chuck Norris is awesome concept is something Uncyclopedia is trying to avoid. Anyway, the fight you're trying to include in the Chuck Norris article is already in the other article you're writing. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:53, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

I just thought to write the fight in both articles since it was related to both...that's wrong I guess. Thanks for explaining anyway.--AnotherD++ 18:08, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

I was gonna reply since you asked me about the revert like a cool dude, but it looks like the issue's been resolved. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author_{(alliteration affords additional awesome)} 00:52, January 8, 2010 (UTC)