User talk:Alex001 (Uncyclopedia)
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Alex001 (Uncyclopedia), and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:
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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Alex001 (Uncyclopedia)/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.
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- Also, two things.
- If you have a normal account and a backup account, and now a third, we considering this sockpuppeting and it is banable. If it is some shananigance between the move into wikia domainspace or you came from wikia and wanted to bring over your username, go bug sannse or someone and don't bother me.
- don't welcome ip's. I don't exactly know why you're welcoming people before you get welcomed, and I'm gonna assume it has something to do with #1 or somethig.
- sign your posts!
- Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:23, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Singapore Airlines...[edit source]
...did not survive because it was simply to little to be enough. It's a tough world out there, and pages need plenty of text and jokes and pictures and such to survive. Perhaps you'd be better off working on it under your userpage (User:Alex001 (Uncyclopedia)/Singapore Airlines), finishing it there, then moving it out to mainspace when it's done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:51, 28 January 2009 (UTC)