User talk:Adamwashere

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Okay

Thanks. I don't really enjoy Uncyclopedia since your users like to play a sport called "Delete Everything" and it's not a very fun sport for everyone else. Anyone can adopt me except Spike since I think he'll drown me in his bathtub. Ironically. The least funny the contribution, the longer it lasts. Please don't use exclamation marks since you are not really excited. What happened to the other talk page? Anyway. Lots of Love, Confusedwithahintoflemon.png (talk) 22:51, 11 January 2015 (UTC)Adamwashere

You'll probably be relieved to know that SPIKE doesn't come to this site. He can't hurt you here. You are safe in the knowledge that the Witness Protection Program is there for you things are more fair for you on this site as opposed to Wikia. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 23:39, 11 January 2015 (UTC)