User talk:ANUS?!

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Welcome ANUS?!.

Welcome![edit source]

Hello ANUS?!, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm lazy, so I paste it in. But... if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just someone putting his nose in where it is probably not wanted...

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

Probably the second most important link for a newcomer is:

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Again, welcome!  -- MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:42, Mar 10

Your game pages...[edit source]

I noticed that you have recently created rather a lot of new pages in the game namespace. I'm going to ask you to move them into your userspace for now until you have worked on them some more and turned them into something worth keeping. When you have done that, have a word with me, and I will let you know if you can move them back. If you don't want to do this I'm afraid it will not be possible to keep them. Sorry, you need to put a bit more time into creating pages. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 04:40, Mar 28

Um, are you going to reply to me? Please do. I would hate to have to start deleting things. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:20, Mar 28
What's a userspace?
Please sign your posts using ~~~~ so we know who said what... OK. Userspace is pages which are under your userpage. For example your user page would be User:ANUS?! which you have not created yet. It's the red link at the top of your page on the tab which says "user page". You can create pages such as User:ANUS?!/Messing about page or User:ANUS?!/Another page. Anything which you create there is yours. You can do what you wish with it (within reason) and it will not be deleted. It's often better to create pages in your userspace as it gives you more time to work on them without them being deleted. That's why I'm asking you to do this. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:45, Mar 28