User talk:1RAQATTACK!
I kan't resist the urge to welkum you[edit source]
Hello, 1RAQATTACK!, and welkom to Uncyclopedia! Pleez exkuuz my pore spelling, I'm only three and sumtimes haf diffikulty with this srort of thing. Thank yew for your kontribootions. I hope you lieke the place and deside to stay, but if yew don't liek it...the dore's rite over there...a litttltle more to the leftf...yeah. Anyway, heer ar a few gud links for noblets:
If you reed anythingn at all, make it the abuv too links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need sum help with sumthing, try theez:
- Abowt Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- Everthhing you ever watned to no, but wer afrayd to ask
- Help Pages - if yew kneed hlep with a specifik issew
i hop yew enjoy editing here and beingn an Uncyclopedian! Please sine yore name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or uze the "sign" buton (
) abuv the edit bocks. This will awtomatikally produse yore name and the date.
If yew need help, ask mee on my talk pag, or ask at the Dump. Agen, welcome! --THE 14:16, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
- Hey dude...Back again? Hows things your end?
(Bonner) 
(Talk) Oct 25, 20:51
- Welkum bak! --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 20:55, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
Wot? You're still able to work a keyboeard after those freedom fighters shot off off your you-know-watts ? Amazing! Too bad about the brain though, hope it grows back on ye. -- di Mario 00:02, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
UN:Adopt-A-N00b.[edit source]
Well... IRAQATTACK!!1! has quite a legacy already, and I would be happy to adopt you as a new n00b. Just leave a message on my talk page if you would like to be adoped by me (My talk page is the word "FLAME!" in my sig). ^_^ --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 02:24, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
- Well, that's why I offered to adopt you as a new n00b. I can help you. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 18:41, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Homework for n00bs[edit source]
I want you read, memorize, and obey UN:BGBU. Learn it. Live it. Respect it. Make Love to it. K? It's nice to see that you care about the website with your EXTREME way of dealing with vandals, but the blanking bit is too much. Rather then Blank articles, these people devote their lives to huffing that sort of stuff. Also, if there are jokes you don't understant, they are probabally Official-Cannonizied-Uncyclopedia:In-Jokes, you will get most of them after a while. Any questions, fire away on my talk page. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 14:32, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
Hello[edit source]
 Welcome to Uncyclopedia!
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Care to join the CAUSE??? You should really let ME adopt you. =) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:54, 9 November 2007 (UTC)