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Hey! Welcome to Uncyclopedia[edit source]
Hey! Hi! Nice to see you and hello, ^ ^! I'm Yettie, and I've just dropped in because I've noticed your contributions. So here I am, just popping in, to offer you a little advice and some handy links! Lucky you!
I hope you like the place and decide to stay, but if not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your right... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for newcomers. I really recommend you check them out, even if you only skim over them. These are the links that all the cool and sexy admins started from and worked their way up from. if you want to, one day, be a cool and sexy admin, you must read through them:
- The Beginner's Guide is a very useful, step by step guide.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends.
- How to be funny and not just stupid (a very good read, I went through it many times when I was new).
If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. I'm presuming you can read, of course. You can read, can't you?
There is the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob Program. It's a scheme that is designed to bring experienced editors straight to you. Any editor on our list of available mentors will be happy to "adopt" you and look after you as you start your Uncyclopedia life. You can ask anyone from that list that you want, if they'll adopt you on their talkpage.
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- My Talk Page - I'll be glad to help you out, ^ ^.
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- Tips on writing articles...and some other things you can do (click [show]).
- At Uncyclopedia, you don't have to write articles, if you don't want to. But it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's a very good idea to start it in your userspace (for example, User:^ ^/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. No one will mess with it as long as it's in your userspace, and later you can move it to the mainspace. Of course there are other areas to get involved in, such as reviewing people's articles, or creating games or even making lots of little edits to improve Uncyclopedia. Whatever takes your fancy (as long as it's constructive, not destructive).
Yettie [20:11 28 Jan]