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“He is a fool, don't listen to a word he says”
~ Oscar Wilde on h2g2bob


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It's easy to find out stuff about me. Just speak the question out loud and shake the magic 8-ball[1][2]:

“You will see.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on your mom


I love phonons. They're great! Big wibbly-wobbly vibrational waves expressed as quasipartices, what could be better? Anyway, this is the point:

“Hello?! Hello!?... Is this phone even on!?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Phonons

“Why is this vibrating?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Phonons

Shut up. It's my page, I'll put whatever piss poor phonon jokes on it I want.

Tag me up, Holmes[edit]

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  1. ^ Want an 8-ball? Just shove {{eightball|your questions}} where you feel.
  2. ^ Also, you may have noticed that you can't actually shake the magic 8-ball. In this case, I suggest that you speak the question, then shake yourself until you believe you're shaking the 8-ball. I call this the spake and shake system.