User:H2g2bob

“He is a fool, don't listen to a word he says”
~ Oscar Wilde on h2g2bob

Uncyclopedia:Babel

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This user is a native speaker of Correct English.

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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English, but Louder whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

ht-X

This user only speaks HTML enough to seduce native HTML speakers .

This user joined the Folding@home Team, so he/she can show off about the fact that he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

It's easy to find out stuff about me. Just speak the question out loud and shake the magic 8-ball ^[1] ^[2]:

“You may rely on it.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on your mom

I love phonons. They're great! Big wibbly-wobbly vibrational waves expressed as quasipartices, what could be better? Anyway, this is the point:

“Hello?! Hello!?... Is this phone even on!?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Phonons

“Why is this vibrating?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Phonons

Shut up. It's my page, I'll put whatever piss poor phonon jokes on it I want.

Meat

This user is mostly or entirely made of meat

Awards[edit | edit source]

Original Ninjastar

In appreciation for joining, and for your contributions to Folding@home –Todd Lyons

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For your bobbingly excellent 1000+ points contributed to Folding@Home on our team. Keep up the great work, Bob to the G to the H!

^ Want an 8-ball? Just shove {{eightball|your questions}} where you feel.
^ Also, you may have noticed that you can't actually shake the magic 8-ball. In this case, I suggest that you speak the question, then shake yourself until you believe you're shaking the 8-ball. I call this the spake and shake system.