User:H2g2bob

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“He is a fool, don't listen to a word he says”

~ Oscar Wilde on h2g2bob

Me

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ht X This user only speaks HTML enough to seduce native HTML speakers. ht X

This user joined the Folding@home Team, so he/she can show off about the fact that he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

It's easy to find out stuff about me. Just speak the question out loud and shake the magic 8-ball ^[1] [2]:

“Don't count on it.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on your mom

Phonons

I love phonons. They're great! Big wibbly-wobbly vibrational waves expressed as quasipartices, what could be better? Anyway, this is the point:

“Hello?! Hello!?... Is this phone even on!?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Phonons

“Why is this vibrating?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Phonons

Shut up. It's my page, I'll put whatever piss poor phonon jokes on it I want.

Tag me up, Holmes

Meat	This user is mostly or entirely made of meat

Awards

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For your bobbingly excellent 1000+ points contributed to Folding@Home on our team. Keep up the great work, Bob to the G to the H!

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1. ^ Want an 8-ball? Just shove {{eightball|your questions}} where you feel.
2. ^ Also, you may have noticed that you can't actually shake the magic 8-ball. In this case, I suggest that you speak the question, then shake yourself until you believe you're shaking the 8-ball. I call this the spake and shake system.