User:Zim ulator/Lowell, Massachusetts
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Motto: "We thought being the birthplace of Jack Kerouac would be a tourist draw, but that didn't go so well. Maybe they're right, and his writing is shit." | ||
City Anthem: We serve Cotes beans | ||
Country | United States of France | |
State | Autonomous Federated Soviet Republic of Massachusetts | |
County | Middlesex | |
Settled | 1653 | |
Incorporated | 1826 | |
A city | 1836 | |
Official language | English | |
Unofficial languages | Spanish, Cambodian, French, Laotian, Portuguese, Mandarin, Vietnamese, Swahili, Cantonese, French, Spanish and Portuguese Creoles, Irish, Glossalalic | |
Races | All of them. | |
Government | Clusterfuck | |
President | Big Brother | |
National Holiday | April 24 Sasquatch Appreciation Day | |
Local Hero | ||
Currency | Cigarettes | |
Religion | All of them. |
Lowell is a city in Middlesex County, Massachusetts, spanning the Merrimac River with 4 bridges and a catapult. Known as the Mill city since 1844, Lowell boasts a major state university, hideous architecture, curious odors, and a fair number of literate citizens.
History[edit | edit source]
The city of Lowell (estimated 2010 human pop. 420,000) was originally inhabited by aboriginal native Americans around 8,000 years before the birth of Christ.
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