You Have Two Mutant Cows Of Doom/untitled zork/leave/plane

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 Untitled Zork Score: 31 Moves: 31

You leave the pantry in Romania to head to Romania. It takes weeks for you to get to the Democractic Republic of Romania.

A native Dutch by the name of Stephen Colbert walks up to you and says, "Our ancient engraving has been stolen. You must recover it!"