You Have Two Mutant Cows Of Doom/untitled zork/leave/plane

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 Untitled Zork Score: 76 Moves: 76

You leave the closet in India to head to India. It takes weeks for you to get to the Republic of India.

A native Southern by the name of Tom Osborne walks up to you and says, "Our ancient bowling ball has been stolen. You must recover it!"