Zork

Kill Yourself	Score: 0	Moves: 3
You pull out the knife you should have gotten in the kitchen had you played the actual game, and stab the yourself 4 times. The yourself dies. You see the corpse of a yourself lying here. > Loot Corpse I don't know what "Corpse" means. > Loot corpse What kind of corpse would you like to loot? > I'm hungry. Eat yourself. You pull out a knife and fork and uncontrollably starting cutting and eating raw pieces of yourself. You eventually die when you attempt to eat your heart whole. > You ASSHOLE! *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN I wanted to eat the corpse of a yourself, you asshole!