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 Untitled Zork Score: 0 Moves: 0

C:\> Run "Untitled Zork"_

Welcome.


> read title
You are in a cut-rate Zork Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society.


> look
You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner. There is also a gun labeled "zorkgun98", on a Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society.