User:Xmyspazz

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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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xmyspazz[edit | edit source]

xmyspazz is a n00bish photographer that lives on Mars with her baked beans husband. She likes cheese and is a very bad metal guitarist. No I mean, seriously, she is made of metal. She has made these contributions: Relient k and Ipecac to the Uncyclopedia. She is also a cyclops.

All The Bands I Have Ever Liked[edit | edit source]

Relient k Queen Hawk Nelson MxPx Haste The Day Backseat Goodbye Sufjan Stevens David Bowie Switchfoot and some more...