User:Xmyspazz

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user contributes using Mozilla, because it could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a toilet, and sits proudly on his throne.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

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This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

xmyspazz

xmyspazz is a n00bish photographer that lives on Mars with her baked beans husband. She likes cheese and is a very bad metal guitarist. No I mean, seriously, she is made of metal. She has made these contributions: Relient k and Ipecac to the Uncyclopedia. She is also a cyclops.

All The Bands I Have Ever Liked

Relient k Queen Hawk Nelson MxPx Haste The Day Backseat Goodbye Sufjan Stevens David Bowie Switchfoot and some more...