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THIS USER HAS A FEVER, AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE COWBELL! |
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This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.
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This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!
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Thou art currently at the Alter of the XeroSnake, The god of Guitar. If thou doth not wish to be penetrated through thine rectum by a Grue, then thou shall give me an offering of Coffee, Guitar strings, and Bacon. if thou shant have coffee, Dr.Pepper is suitable.
