User:Xander/Bizarro World
“ You think this is a game? Well, guess what? You just LOST!”
The Bizarro World (no relation to the character in the DC Comics universe) exists as the physical manifestation of the Uncyclopedia, where entry and exit is done by logging in or out. Everyday, more and more people come to this world for various purposes. Some move about and go sightseeing with no regard to sign in. Others start businesses, make amusement parks, or join the tourist committee. This world can be split into 8 central areas.
Awesome land[edit | edit source]
Awesome land is a place where everyone's dreams come true, especially if you're a Pastafarian. There's not a lot to say about it because it is already covered in the main article. This is done to prevent redundancy.
Wilde World[edit | edit source]
As the name suggests, Wilde World is an amusement park based around the famous playright and poet. With the amount of dedication put in this place, it is the most popular destination amongst all in the Bizarro World. Each ride is based on wit and sarcasm. Normal people just don't get it, and are usually banned from riding the rides. Only the elite of the elite who get it, are allowed to ride the rides. New rides are made on a daily basis and attributed to Wilde even if he's been dead for a long time like Walt Disney.
The Cabbage Patch[edit | edit source]
This cabbage patch is not like the others! As we all know, the purpose of the cabbage is to flip out and KILL. Good luck!
Pen Island[edit | edit source]
Come to Pen Island to have all your penis related dreams cum true!