User:XPH

Spreken ze Deutsch, baby Therefore I am unable to laugh (at your articles). (List of Dutch Uncyclopedians)

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Hello. I am Uncut Rubber.

XPH is my trading name.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."
This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
This user is also proud to be a left-wing liberal elitist, but alas, there is no template for that.	This user just loves England, and can't wait to leave the Continent forever.

Some of my Favourite Articles

• The Daily Mail
• AAAAAAA!
• Bat Fuck Insane
• Captain Obvious

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A photograph I took in Leicester.

• Madness (band)
  

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• Leicestershire
  

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Three Undeniable Proofs that Common Sense does Not Exist

• Belgians need a public awareness campaign to remind them to let other people get off a train before boarding it.
• Englishmen need a public awareness campaign to remind them to wash their hands after defecation in order to prevent the spreading of infections.
• Dutchmen need a public awareness campaign to remind them to use their seat belts - in the back seat, too.

My Favourite Catchphrases

Phrases I invented myself

• The Daily Fail
• My LIFE for the MIDLANDS!
• Fooooooooooooooooooood! (when seeing anything large and tasty)
• Oh look, a slut. (when watching a film and seeing the ever-present young, "attractive" woman who will certainly be dating the protagonist at some point)
• In Soviet Russia, Vengeance claims YOU!
• The UnIverse

Phrases I didn't invent myself

• Hail Satan!
• One Step Beyond...

Stance

Political

• Progressive
• Left-wing
• Green
• PRO-intellectualist (as opposed to "anti-intellectualist")
• Definitely not a Communist, though. Communism fails.

Musical

• Hippie
• Rocker
• Bluesman
• Metalhead