User:XPH

Spreken ze Deutsch, baby And can smoke weed every day legally. (List of Dutch Uncyclopedians)

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Hello. I am Uncut Rubber.

XPH is my trading name.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
This user walks down the left hand path . Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church . (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."
This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
This user is also proud to be a left-wing liberal elitist, but alas, there is no template for that.	This user just loves England, and can't wait to leave the Continent forever.

Some of my Favourite Articles

• The Daily Mail
• AAAAAAA!
• Bat Fuck Insane
• Captain Obvious

Things I Made

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A photograph I took in Leicester.

• Madness (band)
  

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• Leicestershire
  

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Three Undeniable Proofs that Common Sense does Not Exist

• Belgians need a public awareness campaign to remind them to let other people get off a train before boarding it.
• Englishmen need a public awareness campaign to remind them to wash their hands after defecation in order to prevent the spreading of infections.
• Dutchmen need a public awareness campaign to remind them to use their seat belts - in the back seat, too.

My Favourite Catchphrases

Phrases I invented myself

• The Daily Fail
• My LIFE for the MIDLANDS!
• Fooooooooooooooooooood! (when seeing anything large and tasty)
• Oh look, a slut. (when watching a film and seeing the ever-present young, "attractive" woman who will certainly be dating the protagonist at some point)
• In Soviet Russia, Vengeance claims YOU!
• The UnIverse

Phrases I didn't invent myself

• Hail Satan!
• One Step Beyond...

Stance

Political

• Progressive
• Left-wing
• Green
• PRO-intellectualist (as opposed to "anti-intellectualist")
• Definitely not a Communist, though. Communism fails.

Musical

• Hippie
• Rocker
• Bluesman
• Metalhead