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Today's BRILLIANT featured article! God teaches your children to UniCycle!
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Hi, hello and welcome! A big and hearty thank thee for downloading this Parenting Guide, By God! This wonderful Guide is based on My best-selling Book, The Holy Bible (God the Father, Son, & Holy Ghost et al., 2000 B.C.E., Heaven: Cherumbim & Seraphim Publishers, revised edition), which thou mayst purchase for just a few dollars at thy favourite bookstore!!! Get thine today - it's packed with wonderful child-rearing tips, dietary advice, prophecy, fiction, bigotry and much, much more! All Prophets go to the Profits Fund! Buy YOURS NOW!! For every $10 you spend, $1 goes towards the gift of a better-than-ever Paradise © Cloud-and-Harp Set' ®™ for disadvantaged Angels. More! See how God the Father, Son and Holy Ghost ride a UniCyle with One Pedal!...
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Did you know...of course you don't!
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| Due to an UnOmniscient accident involving the Holy Trinity on a UniCycle (or the Holy Unity on a TriniCycle) during which God the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost were Concussed, Consubstantiated and Genuflected, nobody knows anything today.
However, if you think you know something, please submit an article to WickedPaedophile.
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The UniCycle News
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- Trinity injured in horrific Unicycle accident
- God accused of reckless cycling and overloading
- "Three Persons with one pedal between them!" - Eyewitless report
- "Only One Person was riding UniCycle" - Second witless comes forward
- Jehovah calls Witless in reckless cycling case
- God has no Public Transport Licence
- Eleventh Commandment promulgated: Thou Shalt Not Ride a UniCycle with Only One Pedal
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On the saddle this day...
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October
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