User:Wargarurumon

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search


“ooooh shut up, will you.”

~ Oscar Wilde on wargarurumon

“hhmm didn't expect that”

~ Tom Barman on wargarurumon dancing

“get on with it will you”

~ anxious people on the wargapocolypse

wargarurumon is that strange person you see when you hear someone singing songs that you don't know on a bike or on a school yard while wearing sunglasses.

the true identity of wargarurumon is still a mystery, but many detectives have thought of it and have come to the conclusion, must be: 8 feet tall, a man, a woman, a 20 year old octogenarian, a dwarf, and a socialist

this is wargarurumon's page, rat of Dendermonde, and super emo, lalalalala, can't figure out anything better, because my favorite show is about to start, tralalala[edit | edit source]

oh really brilliant now I missed my show thanks to you, really fucking great, thanks really.

who or what is wargarurumon?[edit | edit source]

sadam after seeing the man

Manny brave people and otaku's have gone on the immense task of trying to place me in some sort of easy to determine and understandable social model, but many have failed due to my resignation of such simple groups such as indie or nerd or artsy, or even (slightly)emo, all have failed to incarcerate me in their narrow and closed groups. Unfortunately for me, I'm emo myself. Yes, I am, you wouldn't have expected it from me. It is most likely that I will write sad poetry and color my hair black, make drawings of sad or dead things and go sit in a dark and cold corner so I can cry quietly.

visual representation of the coming onslaught

so due to my need of being unoriginal and crazy, I have been able to set myself free from the expectations of these roll patterns.

but many scientists have come, under the influence of cocaine and cheerios, to some sort of conclusion that wargarurumon is in fact] the ungodly combination spawn of all these groups, who will -as predicted by Whoopi Goldberg- become really really really unpowerful and cause the biggest midfuck since bush was elected president a second time. This day is known to the Eskimo's as the OMFG!!!! 1111111111111111111111111111, everybody dance to polka music if you want to live -day, which will cleanse the world of televangelists and quiz channels.

Further more, I kindly ask you to edit this page as you like and pleaaase, harass me :p No spanking, becauze I might like that and that's not the purpose of this.

something else[edit | edit source]

  • something else is the feeling that you get when you feel something else.
  • to feel something else one must experience something else.
  • the best way to describe something else is that it is something completely different from the other things.
  • when other people experience this something else, it is usually noticeable by the fact that after they have felt it, they will do something else , such driving a motorcycle, switching to Linux, taking a dump in public, raping the elderly, or trying out for a different job.
  • with some people, like wargarurumon, it is impossible to notice this cause he always does something else, like wearing sunglasses 50% of the day, singing out loud, and many more enjoyable and wholesome activities.