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This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.	This user has been blocked by Cajek on another wiki.	UnSignpost Home Delivery Smiting the nail of news with the plastic hammer of truth
This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 16 years, 11 months and 23 days.	This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.
This user is a total UKer and will commit murder for a proper cup of tea. (British Uncyclopedians)	This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.
4 This user rewrote 4 pages for Conservation Week 2007, because he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?	2 This user rewrote 2 pages for Conservation Week 2008, because he cares, but not as much as he did in 2007. How many have you rewritten, huh?	1 This user rewrote 1 page for Conservation Week 2009, because he cares but is lazy and/or busy. How many have you rewritten, huh?
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.	This user is licensed to spell.	This user is left-handed. In Latin, they would be sinister. (list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)