User:Uncyclopediadork

DUMBASS WARNING!

This page is devoted to a REAL PERSON. Isn't it amazing how shitty this guy is?

This user is a mutant.

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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

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Hi, I Really Don't Know What The Fucking Hell I'm Doing

--Uncyclopediadork 03:59, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Ya, anyway, I came to this site because I heard it was a wonderful place, where I could pretend I was editing Wikipedia. Now that I'm here I find that Wikipedia is a load of SHIT! I am unusually random, so please don't say my country is full of nuts like me.

This user is Canadian …and actually admits to it!

My hobbies & Shit you should know about me

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is an evil clone of [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]].

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

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This user is a n00b.

n00b

Durrr

This user is a fucking Moron.

Durrr

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user's head A SPLODE.

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This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

Oh, yeah, I really can speak native Bullet. Assuming that's swears. Behold an incredibly useless display: You ----ing ------- ------ sonofa-----es should go straight to thrice------ ----ing ---- for even ----ing challenging me to an ------ challenge!!!-------. Told you so. No, you don't want to know the words I used, especially if you are not between 16 and 25 or are a virgin.

Stuff that's mine or has been turned into a genuine piece of SHit by me.

Extreme Shit Alert!

The links listed here are guaranteed to be totally shitty, and the author apologizes for any emotional scarring.

Loser

More will come. Be afraid.

Now to my side buisness

I rent myself out as an invisible friend for the poor assholes who spend their lives on the computer. Here's how it works: You send me money and I pretend I give a crap about you. Not! I'll disappear magically.

My friends and their pets

Um, yeah...

Hehehe...

I hope that you can revel in this high quality reatrdation. After all, these things still aren't as messed up as me though.

The love of my life

Nausea Imminent!

You may want to skip this.

CHEESE. More To Come.