User:Unchain

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Unchain
United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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United States
This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed.
This user is a native speaker of English.
This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of C++.
This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers.

"A young man who will be dead sooner than I."

~ Oscar Wilde on Unchain

Unchain is a man of great importence and stature. Well, at least to himself. He was a serious kitten addict, until a accident made him immune to the effects of kittens. He is left a broken shell of a man, who can no longer lead a normal life. He often attempts to be funny, sometimes succeding, but usually failing miserably.

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