User:Umlautmonster

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I am the Umlaut monster.

Ich fresse jeden, der die Umlaute nicht richtig setzt.

This user is a native speaker of Deutsch.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English, but Louder whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Dutch.
This user speaks HTML at a near-native level.