Road Rage

You think you're so cool, in your little piss-fueled fuckwagon? STAY IN THE LINES, TURKEY BURGER ! LIKE A FUCKING COLORING BOOK!

PICK A FUCKING SIDE, ASSWIT! Anyways, road rage is what happens when THESE FUCKTARDS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE! MY UNBORN FUCKING BABY CAN DRIVE BETTER THAN YOU, HORSECOCK-FOR-A-BRAIN ! As I was saying, when mommy and daddy really love each- Oh, sorry, wrong article. So road rage is what happens when somebody driving bothers another driver. It is a very serious thing, and should be YOU TRYING TO NASCAR THIS AND CAUSE A CRASH, YOU SHITSTAIN ?! Like I was saying, it should be avoided at all costs.

Causes

Often a result of road rage. YOU HEAR THAT, YOU DICKFACE! GET THAT PIECE OF SHIT OFF THE ROAD, DIAPERWIT !

Road Rage is caused by ARE YOU DRIVING A FUCKING LAWNMOWER? SPEED IT UP, DIARRHEA SLURPING REDNECK BUM-HUMPER ! *ahem* People thinking they're better than every other driver on the road. In most scenarios, the rager is the worse driver, like this fucker BEHIND ME! USE YOUR FUCKING BLINKER, JACKHOLE ! Woah, almost hit that group of children there. Don't contribute to this by being a SHIT DRIVER! GET OFF THE DAMN ROAD, YOU JIMBO WALES WANNABE !

Results

Road ragers are often some of the most intelligent people on Earth, unlike THIS RETARD! STAY IN THE LINES, DIAPERWIT ! LIKE A FUCKING COLORING BOOK! They will not hesitate to fuck your shit up. Majorly. Most road ragers are very determined, and will not stop pursuing an aggressor for several hundred miles, like this TAILGATING FUCK! GOING 80 ON THESE TWISTY LITTLE ROADS? GET TORN TO SHREDS BY A FUCKING BEAR, FUDDRUCKER ! .

WHAT'S THIS FUCKER DOING?!

Hey, you in the piece-of-shit '97 Corolla! Yeah, you! HEY, THERE'S THESE THINGS CALLED LANES, DID YOU KNOW THAT, MOUSECOCK ? You wanna fucking go?!? WHAT THE HELL? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU RUN ME OFF THE ROAD?!? I'LL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS! YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR IT, MOUSECOCK ! GET READY TO SAY GOODNIGHT! Wait, is that a fucking KNIFE?! NOOOOOOO! WHY, GOD, WHY? HEY, WHAT'S THAT FUCKER IN THE FORD F-150 DOING?! YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR POCKET? CAUSE YOU SURE AS FUCK ARE FEELING COCKY, YOU SHITKICKER ! Wait, NOOOO! NOT THE HANDS! OH, GOD IT HURTS!! OW OW OW OW! MAKE IT STOP! AAAAA-