User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch4/vegas/penthouse/neighbours/2

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 Gilligan's apartment building Score: 240 Moves: 104


> Visit the apartment on the second floor.


Mmmkay. You press the button for the second floor, and arrive there long before the irritating music can drive you to suicide. Stepping out of the lift, you walk toward the apartment door, which is right in front of you, and ring the bell. You have to wait a few minutes before the apartment door opens just slightly and a guy peers out the crack. You can't see him properly, but he looks unnaturally thin.



> "'Bout friggin' time. Listen, Sir Victim of Holocaust, what can you tell me about that Gilligan bloke upstairs?"


The guy slams the door in your face. "Go away!" he shouts through it in a startlingly squeaky pitch. "I don't want any trouble with him!"



> Talk about rude.


Yeah. He should follow your example.