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 An Interview With A Sexual Predator 

The famous interrogation. The rare and elusive female predator. Chris Hansen: What are you doing here? Predator: I came to get laid, homes! Chris Hansen: Who are you here to meet and how did you meet them? Predator: This fine ass 14-year-old girl. Her body is kicking. Yo, I met her on the internet. Chris Hansen: How often do you meet up with 14-year-old girls? Predator: As often as possible, I can't get enough of their sweet cherry pie! Chris Hansen:Cherry pie? Could you explain this to me? Predator: All you need is 1 recipe pastry for a 9 inch (22.9 cm) single crust pie, 2 ½ cups (591.5 milliliters) of pitted sour cherries, ¾ cup (177.45 milliliters) white sugar, 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour, 1 tablespoon (14.79 milliliters) of butter, & 1 pinch of salt. Line a 9 inch pie plate with pastry. Mix sugar, flour, and salt; toss with cherries, mixing well. Pour cherry filling into pie shell, and dot with butter or margarine. Weave strips of pastry into a lattice top. Bake at 400 °F (205 °C) for 40 minutes., dawg. Chris Hansen: Do you know the consequences of your actions? Predator: I get a head job and tear that pussy up, yo! Chris Hansen: How do you find them? I have a hard time on Yahoo due to all the bots. Predator: Listen, you have to just lurk in the background. If anyone types in the main chat area then they are a bot. You have to find the quiet ones, B. Chris Hansen: Did you send her any pictures or webcam videos? Predator: Oh yeah, I sent her pictures of my dick and masturbated for her on webcam, skeet skeet skeet! Chris Hansen: Isn't it inappropriate for a 14 year-old teen to be subjected to viewing pictures of your genitalia? Predator: Have you ever seen what they show on the Discovery Health Channel? It came with the children's package deal with my cable subscription. Chris Hansen: What do you thinks going to happen to you now? Predator: I's going to knock her boots, ya feeling me? Chris Hansen: Do you ever watch Dateline NBC's: To Catch a Predator? Predator: ... No... Why? Do they gots some fine hos to hookup on there too? Chris Hansen: Will you ever do this again? Predator: Fo'Shizzle!