User:Tisme/Brianwashing

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Go on..Give the hobo a good rubbin' G-Dub.

Brianwashing is an annual ceremony held in Kentuckistan, United Spades of Amerika, in which prominent members of the Republican Party are rewarded for good behaviour by being allowed to bathe the Hollywood movie star and creator of the known universe Brian Blessed.

Recent winners include:

“I've not seen a man that well hung since that time at band camp when Winston Churchill got the Marmite out.”

~ Oscar Wilde on this year's winner

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