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Chairman Dan - The Great Leader of Victoria

Chairman Dan took his inspiration for the police uniforms from Spaceballs

Chairman Dan used Homer Simpson to train his police in conflict resolution skills

Chairman Dan's leadership moto

Chairman Dan Andrews, the self-appointed Great Leader of Victoria in Australia and Leader of the Victorian Communist party recently became the subject of global recognition for his skillful handling of the Coronavirus Pandemic Panic April 2020.

Chairman Dan wisely imposed a State of Disaster and implemented martial law, locking down Melbourne, Australia with its 5 million inhabitants and giving his personal paramilitary Police Victoria Police free reign to beat the crap out of anyone for any reason whatsover.

ThoughtCrime Criminal Arrested and Gagged

Dan Andrew's latest piece of legislation, popularly known as the Thought Crimes Act (2020) criminalises even thinking about disagreeing with the Great Leader and gives legal power to arrest offenders to any Victorian Public Servant, as exemplified by the arrest of a pregnant mother for posting a Thought Crime on Facebook.