User:Thepower

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pt N This user is a native speaker of Português. pt N

sa N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa N

bl P This fucker speaks Blasphemy heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. bl P

en 4 This user speaks English at a near-native level. en 4

Pie 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pie. Pie 1

es 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español. es 2

fr X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers. fr X

17 G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17 G

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.