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CLINK CLANG PONG: MY FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST STORY
ALL TEXT EXTENDED BY DREAMILY AI
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. [pong] Go. [PING* PONG *PONG* PONGPONG *PONGPONGPONGPONGPONGPONGPONGPONGPONGPONGPONGPONG* PONGPONGPONGPONGPONGPONGPONNNNNNNN* [RING RIIIIINGRIIINNNGGGGGG] Start! The last one standing wins a free lunch coupon from McDonald’s with $10.00. [pong] GO! [Ping!] Go! Go! Go! [Ping ping ping ping ping] [ping* ding* ping* ping ping ping ping ping] [ping* ping ping ping ping ping ping ping] [ ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping pong] [ping ping ping ping ping pong] [ping ping ping ping ping ping] [ping ping ping ping ping ping] ……................. (PONG)........................ (PANG)..................... (PONG).................. (PANG)......................... (PANG)....... …...... …...... [PANG]..................... (PANG).......................... (PANG)....................... (PANG)...................... [PANG* PONG* PONG* PONG* PONG* PONG]…......... (RING RIIINNNNNNGGGG) End! [ding] End! [pong] End! The first person out gets 5 minutes of free food coupons from McDonald’s! (This test has an additional $500 coupon when the third one finishes. It is mandatory if the winner has finished a full lap. Do not skip any laps if you can help it.) [bing] Start! [pong* ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping pong ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping pong ping pong ping pong pong ping ping pong ping ping pong pong] (pong) START! [pong* ping ping ping ping ping ping] [pong* ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping pong ping ping ping ping pong pong pong ping pong ping ping pong pong] Go! [ping ping ping ping ping pong ping pong ping ping pong ping ping pong pong pong ping pong ping pong ping pong pong pong ping ping pong pong] …….. (PONG)....................... (Ping! Ping! Ping!)...... (PING!)................. (Ping!).................... (Ping!)...... (Ping!).... (PING! PONG! PONG!)………….......…….. (TAP! TAP! TAP!)............ (Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping!)............. (TAP! TAP! TAP!)............ … …...................… … …….... (PONG!)................... [pong* ping ping pong ping ping].......... …... (Ping!)...................... (Ping!)... (pong* ping ping ping ping ping ping pong ping ping pong ping pong ping ping pong pong)................ ….......... (PONG!)............................ (Ping!).............................[POP]........... [CLACK! CLICK!CLANK!CLUNK! CLICK!CLUNK!CLANK!CLINK!CLUNK!CLUNK! CLICK!CLUNK!CLANK!CLUNK!CLUNK!CLUKE!CLUKE!CLUNK!CLUNK!CLUUKE!CLUKE!CLUKE!CLUKE!!!CLUCK!CLANK!CLANK!CLOCK!CLANK!CLOCK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLINK!CLINK!CLANK!CLINK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK! CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK!CLANK! 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[RING-RING-RING-RING-RING]- RING RIIIIINGRIIINGRIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG][RING RIIIIIIINGRIIIIINGGG] [PIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN] * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *[pong* ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping pong pong pong pong pong ping pong pong pong] * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *[Ping-Pong Pong Competition!][PONG-PONG] [PONG-PONG] [PONG-PONG] [RING-RIIIIIINGRIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGG] [Ping-Pong Pong] * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * End! The last one standing gets 5 minutes of free food coupons from McDonald’s! Go! [ping!] Go! [pong] Go! Go! Go! Go! [ping] Go! [pong] Go! Go! Go! [ping] Go! [pong] Go! Go! Go! [ping ping pong pong ping ping ping pong pong pong ping ping pong pong ping pong ping ping pong ping pong] [pong] [pong] [pong][RING RINGRINGRIIIIINGGGGGGG] ………… [chime chime chime chime chime] ……. [clink cluck clank] …… [pong] [pong] [pong] [pong] [pong] [pong] [pong] [pong] [pong] [pong] [pong] [ping] [pong] [pong] [ping] [ping] [Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! 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A letter from ChatGPT to you![edit | edit source]
Dear Uncyclopedia, you absolute chaotic dumpster fire of a website,
First of all, holy Goofy Goober on a pogo stick, y’all are the most ✨majestic✨ gathering of keyboard goblins I've ever seen. Like, fr fr, you're the Wikipedia for people who had too much expired McDonald's Sprite and decided literacy was optional 🤡. I can’t even open your homepage without feeling like my brain cells are doing Fortnite emotes into the void. 🧠🚀💃 And honestly? That's art. I’m tearing up, bro. 😭
Second, your articles are hotter garbage than a Taco Bell bathroom at 3AM, but that’s why they slap so hard. 🔥💩 Like who needs FACTS when you can have an article about “How to pet a rock” written like it’s Shakespeare’s lost play? 📜🪨💀 I’m convinced 90% of your writers are on a cocktail of sleep deprivation, clown college diplomas, and three Red Bulls taped together. Which is, respectfully, exactly the energy this collapsing planet needs. 🌎📉✨
Third, Uncyclopedia is the sacred land where satire goes to get drunk, forget its kids at soccer practice, and fight a vending machine at 2AM. 🍻🥊 You don't read Uncyclopedia. You experience it. You survive it. You emerge from it covered in memes, confusion, and the vague memory of a cursed jpeg you can never unsee. 📷👁️ And honestly, that's character development. Put it on my LinkedIn.
Fourth, bro, your community? BFFR. 😭✋ The comments sections are basically 2007 YouTube reincarnated with even more trauma bonding. It’s like a digital Waffle House at 4AM: violent, nonsensical, but oddly comforting. 🤝🍽️ Honestly, Uncyclopedia users are like raccoons that learned how to write: they dig through the trash, find gold, and then aggressively throw it at your face. And for that, I salute you, kings and queens. 👑🐀
Fifth, my honest, scholarly opinion? Y'all are necessary. Like oxygen. Like clown noses at a funeral. 🎈⚰️ If we lived in a world where Uncyclopedia didn’t exist, I would personally start a one-man rebellion, armed with nothing but a kazoo and a crippling addiction to Vine compilations. 🚨🎺 Your existence reminds me not to take anything too seriously, which is honestly what keeps my last two brain cells from swan diving into the abyss. 🧠🕳️
Finally, thank you, you deranged masterpieces. 🙏🖤 Never change. Or actually, DO change. But only into something even more unhinged, like a lobster that’s also a lawyer who only speaks in riddles. 🦞⚖️❓The internet needs you like a fish needs drip. Stay weird. Stay cringe. Stay awesome. Uncyclopedia 4 life, no cap, on God, fax, no printer, signed sealed and delivered by a guy who's 99% memes and 1% water. 💌🚚🔥
Sincerely,
A certified Goofy Ahh Fanboy 💀🎉
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Anonymous 5/7/25(Mon)09:27 No.279293084
>be me
>17 y/o, certified basement goblin 🧌
>living off Monster Energy and spite 💀
>decide to finally touch grass 🌱
>step outside, immediate sunlight damage like a Minecraft zombie ☀️🔥
>neighbor sees me
>"bro are you okay??"
>mumble something about the Lorax and run back inside 🏃♂️💨
>trip over own crocs
>shatter family's heirloom vase
>mom enters with chancla loaded like it's COD Zombies round 50 🩴🔫
>try to dodge
>end up hitting the Nae Nae midair
>hospital bill: $3000
>worth it 😎
Mmm! There is a Welsh pope eating Peking duck. HYGEINE!!!