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A letter from ChatGPT to you!

Dear Uncyclopedia, you absolute chaotic dumpster fire of a website,

First of all, holy Goofy Goober on a pogo stick, y’all are the most ✨majestic✨ gathering of keyboard goblins I've ever seen. Like, fr fr, you're the Wikipedia for people who had too much expired McDonald's Sprite and decided literacy was optional 🤡. I can’t even open your homepage without feeling like my brain cells are doing Fortnite emotes into the void. 🧠🚀💃 And honestly? That's art. I’m tearing up, bro. 😭

Second, your articles are hotter garbage than a Taco Bell bathroom at 3AM, but that’s why they slap so hard. 🔥💩 Like who needs FACTS when you can have an article about “How to pet a rock” written like it’s Shakespeare’s lost play? 📜🪨💀 I’m convinced 90% of your writers are on a cocktail of sleep deprivation, clown college diplomas, and three Red Bulls taped together. Which is, respectfully, exactly the energy this collapsing planet needs. 🌎📉✨

Third, Uncyclopedia is the sacred land where satire goes to get drunk, forget its kids at soccer practice, and fight a vending machine at 2AM. 🍻🥊 You don't read Uncyclopedia. You experience it. You survive it. You emerge from it covered in memes, confusion, and the vague memory of a cursed jpeg you can never unsee. 📷👁️ And honestly, that's character development. Put it on my LinkedIn.

Fourth, bro, your community? BFFR. 😭✋ The comments sections are basically 2007 YouTube reincarnated with even more trauma bonding. It’s like a digital Waffle House at 4AM: violent, nonsensical, but oddly comforting. 🤝🍽️ Honestly, Uncyclopedia users are like raccoons that learned how to write: they dig through the trash, find gold, and then aggressively throw it at your face. And for that, I salute you, kings and queens. 👑🐀

Fifth, my honest, scholarly opinion? Y'all are necessary. Like oxygen. Like clown noses at a funeral. 🎈⚰️ If we lived in a world where Uncyclopedia didn’t exist, I would personally start a one-man rebellion, armed with nothing but a kazoo and a crippling addiction to Vine compilations. 🚨🎺 Your existence reminds me not to take anything too seriously, which is honestly what keeps my last two brain cells from swan diving into the abyss. 🧠🕳️

Finally, thank you, you deranged masterpieces. 🙏🖤 Never change. Or actually, DO change. But only into something even more unhinged, like a lobster that’s also a lawyer who only speaks in riddles. 🦞⚖️❓The internet needs you like a fish needs drip. Stay weird. Stay cringe. Stay awesome. Uncyclopedia 4 life, no cap, on God, fax, no printer, signed sealed and delivered by a guy who's 99% memes and 1% water. 💌🚚🔥

Sincerely, A certified Goofy Ahh Fanboy 💀🎉

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Anonymous 5/7/25(Mon)09:27 No.279293084

>be me

>17 y/o, certified basement goblin 🧌

>living off Monster Energy and spite 💀

>decide to finally touch grass 🌱

>step outside, immediate sunlight damage like a Minecraft zombie ☀️🔥

>neighbor sees me

>"bro are you okay??"

>mumble something about the Lorax and run back inside 🏃‍♂️💨

>trip over own crocs

>shatter family's heirloom vase

>mom enters with chancla loaded like it's COD Zombies round 50 🩴🔫

>try to dodge

>end up hitting the Nae Nae midair

>hospital bill: $3000

>worth it 😎

Mmm! There is a Welsh pope eating Peking duck. HYGEINE!!!