User:The Deke

About The Deke

Beetches. Sup, beetches. This is The Deke, aight? I'ma talk about that PS Triple.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user is a total UKer
and may nut you, you slag.
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is a complete, irredeemable ooze. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and matures at the ooze.

THIS IS SPARTA!

The Deke is some sort of weird cyborg guy with a bucket for one hand and a bullhorn for the other. Not much is known of his exploits...because this user needs more FRICTEN TIME TO FINISH IT!!!