User:The Deke

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About The Deke[edit | edit source]

Beetches. Sup, beetches. This is The Deke, aight? I'ma talk about that PS Triple.
United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
United States
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and can call you wanker with impunity.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable respiratory system. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and dries at the respiratory system.


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The Deke is some sort of weird cyborg guy with a bucket for one hand and a bullhorn for the other. Not much is known of his exploits...because this user needs more FRICTEN TIME TO FINISH IT!!!

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