User:The Deke

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About The Deke[edit | edit source]

Beetches. Sup, beetches. This is The Deke, aight? I'ma talk about that PS Triple.
United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
United States
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer


and can pronounce aluminium correctly.


(British Uncyclopedians)
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable anger. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and employs at the anger.


FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA!


The Deke is some sort of weird cyborg guy with a bucket for one hand and a bullhorn for the other. Not much is known of his exploits...because this user needs more FRICTEN TIME TO FINISH IT!!!