User:ThatDude33
ThatDude33[edit | edit source]
The Nature of ThatDude33[edit | edit source]
ThatDude33 is one of the four elementary forces of the universe, along with gravity, electromagnetism, and the Pope. In general, ThatDude33 is hardly observable on Earth, but can be seen easily on Mars, Saturn, and other planets where wild caribou have been sighted regularly. On those planets, ThatDude33 can be seen to affect the color of the atoms and sometimes the stock markets. There are several formulas describing how ThatDude33 affects objects, but this is the main one:
![{\displaystyle \left({\frac {\oint _{\Omega }x^{3}-e^{x-1}+(\sin {x})dx}{\sum _{n=-\pi }^{24}(3n^{-4x})}}\right)+\int \left(\log _{4}{x}+{\sqrt[{e}]{-x+\pi {x}^{-1}}}(dx)\right)-7=\int _{-{\frac {\infty }{2}}}^{\frac {\infty }{2}}-x\cos {x}dx}](https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/media/math/render/svg/659610d9f5419509970d23a68bf7116a4ac2fd88)
Using Bush Math and the property of PI equals 3, we see that ThatDude33 is common in places where stupidity can be found. We also see that ThatDude33 can be crystalized into a form that looks like crack.
ThatDude33 is illegal in 23 countries, mainly because of its strong powers of mind control and suicide. In fact, ThatDude33 is the only known elementary force that can be seen committing suicide at several times during the day.
Side Effects of ThatDude33[edit | edit source]
There are several side effects known to those that ingest large quantities of ThatDude33:
- Dry Mouth
- Nausia
- Vomiting
- Painful Retching
- Hallucination
- Coma
- Death
- Halitosis
- Excessive Flatulance
- Claiming to have seen elvis and/or Jesus
- Touching yourself
- Seeing π
- Dividing by zero
Legality Issues of ThatDude33[edit | edit source]
As said before, ThatDude33 is illegal in 23 countries. However, it is frequently smuggled across the border, particularly the United States/Mexico border by little wetbacks and the Uzbekistan/Kazakhstan border by jews. The FDA (Federal Dumb Asses) strictly fine everyone caught with more than twelve () Martian kilograms of the crystalized form.
ThatDude33 is most widely used by republicans before they become President of the United States, as well as several species of goat, terrorists, aliens, and some kitten huffers. Because of how costly it is to get a hold of ThatDude33 in crystal form, most people buy ThatDude22 (which sometimes causes one's head to asplode).
