User:Taxworm/Andrzej B
Andrzej B is a lead singer from Poland and a candidate for president. He is known for his most famous song, titled "Andrzej B", produced by Mr. Root.
Career[edit | edit source]
Musician[edit | edit source]
Andrzej B released a techno song with Mr. Root in 1993, titled "Andrzej B". This song won the award "Kids these days" and was featured on a collaborative album named "pOlEND luvZ teKNo!!", that featured other techno music artists from Poland, like XTD. It was on the first place on CIA (Charts of International Art)'s Top 100 Music until 1999, when "Thank You USA" by Almond Miftari took the number one spot. The song was made in ProTracker, a music making program for the Amiga.
Candidate for president[edit | edit source]
Andrzej B also ran for president in 1995, under the campaign "Bomb Germany". It was predicted that Andrzej would win the election with 56%. Unfortunately, he got only 0.1% of the votes, due to the controversies with his grandmother.
Controversies[edit | edit source]
Grandmother[edit | edit source]
In January of 1994, it was discovered that Andrzej B had been sexually assaulted by his grandmother. After a series of events, it turned out that Andrzej B was the one who was sexually assaulting his grandmother. He was sentenced to five years in prison (the usual sentence is nine years, but in this case it was five because "his granny is a good chick", as the judge exclaimed.)
Sampling[edit | edit source]
In November of 2005, a well-known DJ and musician Anal Wanker sued Andrzej B and Mr. Root for sampling his upcoming hit "Fape". However, this case was dismissed, because the song was published on the label "No Sound Copyright", which is known for publishing public domain songs.
Discography[edit | edit source]
| Artist | Song name | Album | Year | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mr. Root & Andrzej B | Andrzej B | pOlEND luvZ teKNo!! | 1993 | Won the award "Kids these days" |