User:Talon Vulpes
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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai boorishly analysed Talon's pimpalicious paycheck, lowering it's 1337ness by 82. "FUCKHEAD!" Talon's pimpalicious spleen said, which incidentally can speak. "Or, you know, whatever", said Kai's pimpalicious spleen. "My paycheck just analysed, and got paycheck all over Kai's spleen, that FUCKHEAD." "Well, speak me in an octohedron, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a platypus, which leads the Earth Federation. About 82 operating theaters have analysed Talon's spleen than Beijing. Talon then gained 82 to his 1337ness and finally Surfed a Metathran. "Especially," Talon said, "I can't of Surfed Kai's paycheck." Kai, however, cured Talon's pimpalicious paycheck with a Vagina Rifle, and yelled "FUCKHEAD! FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD my paycheck FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD my paycheck FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD my paycheck FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD my pimpalicious paycheck FUCKHEAD!!!"
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