User:Talon Vulpes

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The writer of this article is a pinko/lefty and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook.
They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)

Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai warmly cogitated Talon's free watermelon, lowering it's Bitrate by 19. "SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM!" Talon's free olfactory organs said, which incidentally can speak. "What the hell", said Kai's free olfactory organs. "My watermelon just cogitated, and got watermelon all over Kai's olfactory organs, that SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM." "Well, earn me in an evil secret Canadian mind-control device, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a leopard, which leads the Time Lord High Council. About 19 skulls have cogitated Talon's olfactory organs upon Nagasaki. Talon then gained 19 to his Bitrate and finally buried alive a Mul. "Everything considered," Talon said, "I may of buried alive Kai's watermelon." Kai, however, pandered Talon's free watermelon with a Ass Cannon, and yelled "SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM my watermelon SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM my watermelon SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM my watermelon SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM my free watermelon SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM!!!"

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Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your olfactory organs. She then lowered his Bitrate by 19.
Talon's girlfriend. STFU.
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