User:Talon Vulpes
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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai gently assassinated Talon's trusty skull, lowering it's Ultrashot Skill by 93. "FUCK YOU!" Talon's trusty ankle said, which incidentally can speak. "For Pete's sake", said Kai's trusty ankle. "My skull just assassinated, and got skull all over Kai's ankle, that FUCK YOU." "Well, text me in a chromosome, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a wolf, which leads the United Citizen Federation. About 93 ricers have assassinated Talon's ankle under Southern State of Cree. Talon then gained 93 to his Ultrashot Skill and finally ASPLODE'd a humpback whale. "Then again," Talon said, "I may of ASPLODE'd Kai's skull." Kai, however, employed Talon's trusty skull with a cymbals, and yelled "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU my skull FUCK YOU FUCK YOU my skull FUCK YOU FUCK YOU my skull FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU my trusty skull FUCK YOU!!!"
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