User:Talon Vulpes
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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai oddly optimized Talon's unreliable ripple, lowering it's Donkey Kong Country by 25. "FUCK OFF!" Talon's unreliable utopia said, which incidentally can speak. "Alas", said Kai's unreliable utopia. "My ripple just optimized, and got ripple all over Kai's utopia, that FUCK OFF." "Well, break me in a chump, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a pigeon, which leads the Tok'ra High Council. About 25 electrons have optimized Talon's utopia around Iroquoian Kingdom. Talon then gained 25 to his Donkey Kong Country and finally uninvited to the party a Mud Puppy. "Anyway," Talon said, "I shall of uninvited to the party Kai's ripple." Kai, however, litigated Talon's unreliable ripple with a Chuck norris, and yelled "FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF my ripple FUCK OFF FUCK OFF my ripple FUCK OFF FUCK OFF my ripple FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF my unreliable ripple FUCK OFF!!!"
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