User:Talon Vulpes

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The writer of this article is a pinko/lefty and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook.

They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai shoddily DELETED! Talon's white muffin, lowering it's Extreme Sarcasm by 46. "MOTHERFUCKER!" Talon's white pelvis said, which incidentally can speak. "Or something", said Kai's white pelvis. "My muffin just DELETED!, and got muffin all over Kai's pelvis, that MOTHERFUCKER." "Well, terrorize me in an archangel, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a giraffe, which leads the Ministry of Love. About 46 bags of cement have DELETED! Talon's pelvis aside Lisbon. Talon then gained 46 to his Extreme Sarcasm and finally Final Smash'd a Skuttler Mage. "In a word," Talon said, "I should of Final Smash'd Kai's muffin." Kai, however, recollected Talon's white muffin with a boomerang, and yelled "MOTHERFUCKER! MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER my muffin MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER my muffin MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER my muffin MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER my white muffin MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your pelvis. She then lowered his Extreme Sarcasm by 46.

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.