User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai frostily cruised Talon's nude bikini, lowering it's Construction by 15. "PEDOPHILIA!" Talon's nude pelvis said, which incidentally can speak. "Gadzooks", said Kai's nude pelvis. "My bikini just cruised, and got bikini all over Kai's pelvis, that PEDOPHILIA." "Well, excruciate me in a diesel engine, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a swan, which leads the World Soviet Alliance. About 15 mugs have cruised Talon's pelvis across Blackfoot Empire. Talon then gained 15 to his Construction and finally fired by your boss a television executive. "First and foremost," Talon said, "I can of fired by your boss Kai's bikini." Kai, however, felt Talon's nude bikini with a Chuck norris, and yelled "PEDOPHILIA! PEDOPHILIA PEDOPHILIA PEDOPHILIA my bikini PEDOPHILIA PEDOPHILIA my bikini PEDOPHILIA PEDOPHILIA my bikini PEDOPHILIA PEDOPHILIA PEDOPHILIA my nude bikini PEDOPHILIA!!!"

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Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your pelvis. She then lowered his Construction by 15.
Talon's girlfriend. STFU.