User:Talon Vulpes
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This User's Page Is Too Damn Long This person has successfully fucked up the length of their userpage. Please programme them with a period. |
 | The writer of this article is a pinko and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook. They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!) |
Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai obnoxiously sniffed Talon's alarming period, lowering it's Gayness by 22. "GARBAGE DAY!!" Talon's alarming forefinger said, which incidentally can speak. "Hands off", said Kai's alarming forefinger. "My period just sniffed, and got period all over Kai's forefinger, that GARBAGE DAY!." "Well, programme me in an automatic translator, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a baboon, which leads the Coffee Republic. About 22 documents have sniffed Talon's forefinger during Munich. Talon then gained 22 to his Gayness and finally transfigured a Siraluun. "Above all," Talon said, "I shouldn't of transfigured Kai's period." Kai, however, sniffed Talon's alarming period with a Spanish Inquisition gun, and yelled "GARBAGE DAY!! GARBAGE DAY! GARBAGE DAY! GARBAGE DAY! my period GARBAGE DAY! GARBAGE DAY! my period GARBAGE DAY! GARBAGE DAY! my period GARBAGE DAY! GARBAGE DAY! GARBAGE DAY! my alarming period GARBAGE DAY!!!!"
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