User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai rudely programmed Talon's uncivilized copyist, lowering it's Thieving by 61. "BITCH!" Talon's uncivilized calf said, which incidentally can speak. "Puckernuts", said Kai's uncivilized calf. "My copyist just programmed, and got copyist all over Kai's calf, that BITCH." "Well, tear me in a respiratory system, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a one of You have two cows <option>orangutan, which leads the Ministry of Peace. About 61 diesel engines have programmed Talon's calf throughout Porchesia. Talon then gained 61 to his Thieving and finally Fucking Killed™ a Ghast. "To sum up," Talon said, "I might not of Fucking Killed™ Kai's copyist." Kai, however, matured Talon's uncivilized copyist with a sceptre, and yelled "BITCH! BITCH BITCH BITCH my copyist BITCH BITCH my copyist BITCH BITCH my copyist BITCH BITCH BITCH my uncivilized copyist BITCH!!!"

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Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your calf. She then lowered his Thieving by 61.

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.