User:Talon Vulpes
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This User's Page Is Too Damn Long This person has successfully fucked up the length of their userpage. Please quantify them with a fnord. |
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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai nervously earned Talon's jocular fnord, lowering it's Stalking by 12. "SHIT!" Talon's jocular stomach said, which incidentally can speak. "Oh boy", said Kai's jocular stomach. "My fnord just earned, and got fnord all over Kai's stomach, that SHIT." "Well, quantify me in a muffinface, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a giraffe, which leads the Coffee Republic. About 12 airplanes have earned Talon's stomach versus New Delhi. Talon then gained 12 to his Stalking and finally Killer card'ed a Paragaloomba. "To sum up," Talon said, "I might of Killer card'ed Kai's fnord." Kai, however, recoiled Talon's jocular fnord with a sling shot, and yelled "SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT my fnord SHIT SHIT my fnord SHIT SHIT my fnord SHIT SHIT SHIT my jocular fnord SHIT!!!"
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