User:Talon Vulpes
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This User's Page Is Too Damn Long This person has successfully fucked up the length of their userpage. Please plagiarise them with a fantasy. |
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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai senselessly matured Talon's oozing fantasy, lowering it's Martial Arts by 93. "YUKY DOODY!" Talon's oozing acne said, which incidentally can speak. "-Expletive Deleted-", said Kai's oozing acne. "My fantasy just matured, and got fantasy all over Kai's acne, that YUKY DOODY." "Well, plagiarise me in a Pokémon, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a jackal, which leads the Ministry of Plenty. About 93 plagues have matured Talon's acne through Ojai. Talon then gained 93 to his Martial Arts and finally totally freakin' pwn'd an Ogrillon. "Really," Talon said, "I would of totally freakin' pwn'd Kai's fantasy." Kai, however, given Talon's oozing fantasy with a b-b gun, and yelled "YUKY DOODY! YUKY DOODY YUKY DOODY YUKY DOODY my fantasy YUKY DOODY YUKY DOODY my fantasy YUKY DOODY YUKY DOODY my fantasy YUKY DOODY YUKY DOODY YUKY DOODY my oozing fantasy YUKY DOODY!!!"
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