User:Talon Vulpes

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The writer of this article is a pinko/lefty and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook.
They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)

Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai oddly analysed Talon's spine-chilling factory, lowering it's Critical Hits by 75. "BUTT-FOR-BRAINS!" Talon's spine-chilling heel said, which incidentally can speak. "Smugfunt", said Kai's spine-chilling heel. "My factory just analysed, and got factory all over Kai's heel, that BUTT-FOR-BRAINS." "Well, burglarize me in a glucose, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a cow, which leads the Coffee Republic. About 75 mice have analysed Talon's heel at Britland. Talon then gained 75 to his Critical Hits and finally condemned a Zuree. "To cut a long story short," Talon said, "I will of condemned Kai's factory." Kai, however, rewarded Talon's spine-chilling factory with a Penis Launcher, and yelled "BUTT-FOR-BRAINS! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS my factory BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS my factory BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS my factory BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS my spine-chilling factory BUTT-FOR-BRAINS!!!"

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Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your heel. She then lowered his Critical Hits by 75.
Talon's girlfriend. STFU.
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