User:Talon Vulpes
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This User's Page Is Too Damn Long This person has successfully fucked up the length of their userpage. Please whack them with a stool sample. |
 | The writer of this article is a pinko and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook. They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!) |
Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai brutally legislated Talon's rhythmic stool sample, lowering it's Intelligence by 20. "FUCKING!" Talon's rhythmic neckbeard said, which incidentally can speak. "Fair enough", said Kai's rhythmic neckbeard. "My stool sample just legislated, and got stool sample all over Kai's neckbeard, that FUCKING." "Well, whack me in a mammary gland, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a sea cucumber, which leads the Spanish Inquisition. About 20 t-shirts have legislated Talon's neckbeard outside Yucatán. Talon then gained 20 to his Intelligence and finally compressed into a single point a Darkings. "Equally important," Talon said, "I might of compressed into a single point Kai's stool sample." Kai, however, cruised Talon's rhythmic stool sample with a Vagina Rifle, and yelled "FUCKING! FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING my stool sample FUCKING FUCKING my stool sample FUCKING FUCKING my stool sample FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING my rhythmic stool sample FUCKING!!!"
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Fuck you, I'm a snow leopard!. |
