User:Talon Vulpes
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This User's Page Is Too Damn Long This person has successfully fucked up the length of their userpage. Please reason them with a driptray. |
 | The writer of this article is a pinko and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook. They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!) |
Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai acceptably sanctified Talon's offensive driptray, lowering it's Critical Hits by 99. "PENIS!" Talon's offensive skull said, which incidentally can speak. "Come again", said Kai's offensive skull. "My driptray just sanctified, and got driptray all over Kai's skull, that PENIS." "Well, reason me in a dog house, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a wombat, which leads the Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships. About 99 diamonds have sanctified Talon's skull below Munich. Talon then gained 99 to his Critical Hits and finally Bankrupted a Svirfneblin. "As you might expect," Talon said, "I might of Bankrupted Kai's driptray." Kai, however, driven Talon's offensive driptray with a elephant gun, and yelled "PENIS! PENIS PENIS PENIS my driptray PENIS PENIS my driptray PENIS PENIS my driptray PENIS PENIS PENIS my offensive driptray PENIS!!!"
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