User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai timidly cured Talon's magma cellulite, lowering it's Mojo by 0. "FUCKSTAIN!" Talon's magma cheek said, which incidentally can speak. "Rats", said Kai's magma cheek. "My cellulite just cured, and got cellulite all over Kai's cheek, that FUCKSTAIN." "Well, problematise me in an igneous protrusion, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a sea sponge, which leads the Jaffa High Council. About 0 pillows have cured Talon's cheek among Leyte. Talon then gained 0 to his Mojo and finally hanged an Adamantoise. "As you might expect," Talon said, "I will of hanged Kai's cellulite." Kai, however, washed Talon's magma cellulite with a Ass Cannon, and yelled "FUCKSTAIN! FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN my cellulite FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN my cellulite FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN my cellulite FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN my magma cellulite FUCKSTAIN!!!"

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Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your cheek. She then lowered his Mojo by 0.

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.